There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
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I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
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Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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