You can't motorboat a personality
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
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Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
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First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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