i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
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