Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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