oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
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he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
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This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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