For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
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all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
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I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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