Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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