I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
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Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
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Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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