stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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