But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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