I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
