i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
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I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
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I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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