Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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