There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
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French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
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They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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