The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I'm sobbing to NWA
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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