I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
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What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
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At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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