so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
