I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
It's just like the Real World with babies
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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