talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I have already put on my inside pants.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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