Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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