Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
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You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
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Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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