East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
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