dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I understand Curling. That high.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
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