What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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