just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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