So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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