Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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