totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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