VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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