they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
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