Do vagina's smell?
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
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You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
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Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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