didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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