I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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