I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Randomize
