Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
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You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
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is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
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