soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
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his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
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My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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