I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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