you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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