you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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