And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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