And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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