My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
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and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
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My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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