Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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