So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
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I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
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Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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