I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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