She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
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She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
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This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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