you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
