I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I have tasted many bathrooms
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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