Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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