I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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