video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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