thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
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