"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
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Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
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When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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