For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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