Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
either way he was missing a nipple.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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