is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
two words...techno handjob
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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