have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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