sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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